Tomorrow's Man

Writing
Online Books	Bad Bunny (Easter 2004)
	Fido (Halloween 2003)
	The Barbell and the Hood (Valentine's Day 2002)
	Rats Live on No Evil Star (Christmas 2001)

Projects	"Cursed" -- Christopher Albanese's first full-length memoir -- is available from www.booksurge.com; it will be available at Barnes & Noble and www.amazon.com in March 2004. 284pp.
	Bloodshot & Blinking (split-disc with neversleepagain, online download)

Climatologies
November 2004	Craven new World
October 2004	Lifted
March 2004	My Interview with Martha Stewart
February 2004	March of the Pigs
January 2004	Speaking Easy in 2004
October 2003	Analysis
March 2003	In Fecundity's Footsteps
February 2003	Cold
January 2003	Stick It in Me
October 2002	Good for Eddie
September 11, 2002	Happy Birthday, New World Order (re-post)
August 2002	Ladies and Gentlemen, It Is Time to Dance
July 2002	IRRITATED - 10 Points
June 2002	Next Stop
May 2002	Put Off
April 2002	Hot Dog Talk
March 2002	"It's Called a SideWALK, Fuckstick."
February 2002	Conch of Streamousness
January 2002	Distilling
December 2001	Time for that Cat to Go On a Diet
November 2001	Tongue-lashing
October 2001	Reality's Bouncy Rubber Check
September 2001	Happy Birthday, New World Order

Music
Releases	The Trial and Asylum of Peppery Penguin
	Palimpsest
	More Tomorrow's Man CD's

Coming Soon	The Eleven Epiphanies (spoken CD)

Downloads	So Much of Another
	Bela Lugosi's Dead
Etc.
	Contact
	Links

A Kiss

I need to be kissed,
a hundred sweet kisses.

This isn't an esoteric longing,
this is a muscle in my chest
playing my bloodstream
like an accordion,

it is you in the Gondola
while hot sun on black water
makes pink echoes
of your lips,

I lean to you,
shivers the boat,
our lips meet,
shivers the blood,

I plumb for your tongue
to taste I nibble
at your pout I eat
saliva in diamonds
gasping from your smile,

We bubble with laughter
as the accordions duel,
and the sun
glitters
on warm
black water.

c.2002 AA Mintaka Press

Information about the scam-artist who has been stealing the work of Tomorrow's Man, Nicole Blackman, and Henry Rollins can be found here.

October 31, 2006

First update in a long while, but finally back in the updating mood. Firstly, the Tomorrow's Man Store on Lulu.com is chock full o' fun stuff, including a remastered version of our old album "Sonics" with groovy new artwork by Chantale Arsenault, and featuring the ever-lovely Marianne, Lachance, looking more alien than usual.

Wait...let's whittle this whale down to sake and chopsticks, shall we? New News:

Halloween 2006	My latest volume in the Holiday Series is now available, along with a ton of extra goodies. Warning: not for the squeamish or those who prefer to pretend real life doesn't happen. Jessica Red is available now from her flash website; or, download the pdf only here.
October 2005	Dustin Sklavos' [+] super-creepy flick "Sleep" premeired in October 2005 outside San Francisco to rave reviews from everyone who was in the film. The soundtrack was arranged, composed, and entirely too ostentatiously produced by your very own Tomorrow's Man, though still seemed to be a hit. [More news on this available at the end of this update.]
December 2005	"Labor" by Christopher Albanese & Brett Holinbeck debuts at #1 on the Surrealist Short Story Collections by At Least Two Authors Who Think Far Too Much About Gardening Shears bestseller list. The fantastic introduction by D. Sklavos proves to the world that nepotism is cool. Labor is available here from Lulu Press.
January 2006	In an ongoing effort to deliver the most cryptic website on the web, Brainbook [+] himself has once again been enlisted to retool, revamp, refold, respindle, and remutilate tomorrowsman.com into something you would let feel you up a little after the prom. Be excited.
March 2006	The 2004 WORT FM archives were recovered from the zombie Nazis and the master recordings painstakingly restored in order to bring you the highly anticipated (once again, by those Gardening Shears people) release of Christopher Albanese's New Year's Day 2004 live interview with the host of WORT's "A Public Affair," the stunning Ms. Cheri Dubiel. Available here from Lulu Press. [We here at tman.com would also like to raise a Guinness or three to Ms. Dubiel, who has since become Mrs. Dubiel Buckner. Despite her lovely husband sharing a last name with Bill %^$#! Buckner formerly of the Boston Red Sox, we will still salute him for great taste in DJs.]
April 2006	"Sleep: Music written for and inspired by the Dustin Alexander movie Sleep, a Skeleton Crew Production" is what you will see sometime next month all over the 'web, as Tomorrow's Man breaks into the little big time via iTunes, Rhapsody, Napster, and (electronic, highly-processed drumroll please) iTunes International, serving Australia, Canada, the European Union, Great Britain, and Japan. The two-disc soundtrack has met with universally positive reviews of its sprawling scope, epic compositions, and overall production. Oh, and it's in a purty darned good indie film, too. Further information about the DVD release of "Sleep the Film" will be updated as soon as tomorrowsman.com flies back to California and tasers the producer's asses to get them in gear. They were last seen body surfing with a pod of calving Minke whales off the coast of Alcatraz.

That's the scoop for now. We've got a whole warehouse full of mojo and chutzpah here at tomorrowsman.com,and as soon as the weather warms up we're going to slather ourselves in it and hit the ww'web with the intent to amaze, amuse, arouse, and slake your tMan anadipsia with our own thick amrita. Yums all around.

Stay deTuned,

t.Man

Cursed be the social wants
that sin against the strength of youth;
Cursed be the social lies
that wrap us from the living truth!

--Alfred Lord Tennyson